🇺🇸 joeneedscoffee

Also known as: joeneedscoffee

Current standings

Mode	Race	Rank	Rating	W	L	Streak
1v1	Eldar	103	1028	6	6	1

Recent matches

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Automatch Quests Triumph (2p) 1v1 0m 49s 2026-07-04 11:33

joeneedscoffee Eldar 948 (+29)

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lambertius Necrons 892 (-15)

Custom Penal Colony (8p) 4v4 4m 21s 2026-07-03 00:55

joeneedscoffee Necrons 1018 (-42)

Alkimand Chaos Space Marines 1010 (-76)

Eb@nYti1 Imperial Guard 1279 (-22)

GryaZzznYi TeRreBiTelL Sisters of Battle 975 (-22)

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kingpooba Orks 819 (+22)

Windy5000 (Az) Space Marines 1023 (+22)

FARADAY Space Marines 754 (+22)

ZØD Necrons 1298 (+22)

Custom Jungle Walls (6p) 3v3 5m 20s 2026-07-03 00:47

joeneedscoffee Necrons 1060 (+22)

Windy5000 (Az) Space Marines 1001 (+11)

Elazar Imperial Guard 1212 (+11)

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Ehyo Chaos Space Marines 964 (-11)

KnightNoldor Chaos Space Marines 1022 (-11)

Gwynnbleid Space Marines 944 (-11)

Custom Alvarus (6p) 3v3 19m 8s 2026-07-03 00:26

joeneedscoffee Necrons 1038 (+27)

zlek Tau Empire 828 (+18)

MAGIC Necrons 1752 (+14)

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OlgiStos Space Marines 1315 (-14)

smooth operator Eldar 1501 (-14)

Someone Imperial Guard 609 (-14)

Custom Oasis of Sharr (8p) 4v4 18m 4s 2026-07-03 00:07

joeneedscoffee Imperial Guard 1011 (+51)

1soul Sisters of Battle 1061 (+22)

Fudzi Chaos Space Marines 1675 (+22)

Distrak Sisters of Battle 781 (+22)

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Anibus 🐺 Tau Empire 1358 (-22)

Дим Юрич Space Marines 1202 (-22)

Sithman2001 Sisters of Battle 980 (-22)

Saigial Tau Empire 1427 (-22)

Custom Vandea Coast (6p) 3v3 12m 37s 2026-07-02 18:48

joeneedscoffee Eldar 960 (+19)

pentium100 Chaos Space Marines 1595 (+8)

Marix Tau Empire 1374 (+8)

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Ramoso Imperial Guard 1042 (-8)

Azaril Necrons 1330 (-8)

Sergey Imperial Guard 933 (-18)

Custom Tristram Plains (6p) 4v2 1m 30s 2026-07-02 18:45

joeneedscoffee Sisters of Battle 941 (+22)

baldyrr Tau Empire 1114 (+26)

БoРDюР.28 Sisters of Battle 1185 (+9)

ЕБАШЬ ТРЕНБОЛОН Orks 1276 (+9)

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Rox Mar Dehkia Eldar 995 (-19)

Marix Tau Empire 1347 (-19)

Custom Oasis of Sharr (8p) 4v4 14m 0s 2026-07-02 18:30

joeneedscoffee Sisters of Battle 919 (+20)

Suuspik Necrons 2040 (+7)

AJayzZ™ Chaos Space Marines 864 (+7)

isckan2016 Eldar 1518 (+7)

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ArcherPup Space Marines 646 (-7)

Xigor Dark Eldar 889 (-7)

Lurds Dark Eldar 1239 (-7)

mbaa Chaos Space Marines 1648 (-7)

Custom Paynes Retribution (6p) 3v3 18m 45s 2026-07-02 18:07

joeneedscoffee Tau Empire 899 (-28)

Ramoso Imperial Guard 1033 (-10)

Мистер Сэргей Imperial Guard 1470 (-10)

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N1bbl Chaos Space Marines 1527 (+10)

Тихий Дэн Space Marines 1093 (+10)

MechCar Necrons 1206 (+10)

Custom Thargorum (6p) 3v3 14m 18s 2026-07-02 11:33

joeneedscoffee Tau Empire 978 (-33)

Lapiincretin Tau Empire 1346 (-12)

Mindgraph Space Marines 1559 (-12)

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Drizzle Imperial Guard 2304 (+12)

Spanza Dark Eldar 1069 (+12)

Hpeck Necrons 830 (+12)

Custom Oasis of Sharr (8p) 4v4 24m 11s 2026-07-02 11:12

joeneedscoffee Sisters of Battle 960 (-51)

victor-gru Space Marines 1158 (-19)

Sh1tKhunt54 Sisters of Battle 1474 (-19)

Chaplain Orks 1598 (-19)

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zxc Tau Empire 1312 (+19)

Geonor Sisters of Battle 1475 (+19)

Chromosome Fields Necrons 1346 (+19)

Monsuta Imperial Guard 949 (+19)

Automatch Battle Marshes (2p) 1v1 10m 51s 2026-04-04 02:01

joeneedscoffee Tau Empire 862 (-48)

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Kekelidze Chaos Space Marines 958 (+48)

Automatch Battle Marshes (2p) 1v1 8m 55s 2026-03-29 04:08

joeneedscoffee Eldar 899 (-22)

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Mauler Necrons 1050 (+10)

Automatch Blood River (2p) 1v1 4m 44s 2026-03-29 04:00

joeneedscoffee Eldar 911 (+36)

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9000 Space Marines 849 (-51)

Automatch Tranquilitys End (2p) 1v1 11m 35s 2025-09-13 19:36

joeneedscoffee Eldar 865 (-33)

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KarmuS Orks 927 (+15)

Automatch Blood River (2p) 1v1 5m 46s 2025-08-16 17:21

joeneedscoffee Eldar 888 (-29)

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GARVET Dark Eldar 1008 (+12)

Automatch Quests Triumph (2p) 1v1 13m 46s 2025-08-16 08:05

joeneedscoffee Eldar 937 (-40)

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Rankstar Sisters of Battle 994 (+20)

Automatch Tranquilitys End (2p) 1v1 11m 21s 2025-08-16 07:54

joeneedscoffee Eldar 937 (-40)

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Chaplain Tau Empire 993 (+19)

Automatch Outer Reaches (2p) 1v1 5m 32s 2025-08-16 07:45

joeneedscoffee Eldar 967 (+42)

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georgeo108 Tau Empire 882 (-48)

Automatch Fallen City (2p) 1v1 36m 37s 2025-08-16 04:14

joeneedscoffee Eldar 915 (+41)

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Zspectrez Orks 814 (-46)

Matchup breakdown

Team games count once per opposing player.

My race \ Opponent	Necrons	Orks	Space Marines	Chaos Space Marines	Eldar	Imperial Guard	Tau Empire	Sisters of Battle	Dark Eldar
Eldar	3 (66.7%)	2 (50.0%)	1 (100.0%)	-	-	2 (100.0%)	2 (50.0%)	1 (0.0%)	1 (0.0%)
Necrons	1 (0.0%)	1 (0.0%)	4 (50.0%)	2 (100.0%)	1 (100.0%)	1 (100.0%)	-	-	-
Imperial Guard	-	-	1 (100.0%)	-	-	-	2 (100.0%)	1 (100.0%)	-
Sisters of Battle	1 (0.0%)	-	1 (100.0%)	1 (100.0%)	1 (100.0%)	1 (0.0%)	2 (50.0%)	1 (0.0%)	2 (100.0%)
Tau Empire	2 (0.0%)	-	1 (0.0%)	2 (0.0%)	-	1 (0.0%)	-	-	1 (0.0%)

Map performance

Map	Games	W	L	Win%
Oasis of Sharr (8p) ▸	3	2	1	66.7%
Quests Triumph (2p) ▸	2	1	1	50.0%
Battle Marshes (2p) ▸	2	0	2	0.0%
Blood River (2p) ▸	2	1	1	50.0%
Tranquilitys End (2p) ▸	2	0	2	0.0%
Penal Colony (8p) ▸	1	0	1	0.0%
Jungle Walls (6p) ▸	1	1	0	100.0%
Alvarus (6p) ▸	1	1	0	100.0%
Vandea Coast (6p) ▸	1	1	0	100.0%
Tristram Plains (6p) ▸	1	1	0	100.0%
Paynes Retribution (6p) ▸	1	0	1	0.0%
Thargorum (6p) ▸	1	0	1	0.0%
Outer Reaches (2p) ▸	1	1	0	100.0%
Fallen City (2p) ▸	1	1	0	100.0%

Frequent opponents

Player	Games	W	L	Win%
lambertius ▸	1	1	0	100.0%
kingpooba ▸	1	0	1	0.0%
ZØD ▸	1	0	1	0.0%
FARADAY ▸	1	0	1	0.0%
Windy5000 (Az) ▸	1	0	1	0.0%
KnightNoldor ▸	1	1	0	100.0%
Gwynnbleid ▸	1	1	0	100.0%
Ehyo ▸	1	1	0	100.0%
OlgiStos ▸	1	1	0	100.0%
smooth operator ▸	1	1	0	100.0%